Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
