Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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