If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
is that a dick in a sweater?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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