I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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