So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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