I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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