I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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