nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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