it wasn't lemon gatorade
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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