summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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