It's just like the Real World with babies
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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