ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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