So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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