are you so shy because you have an std?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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