This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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