I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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