I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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