please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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