Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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