PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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