Christians are straight up FREAKS
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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