pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Are we still banned from the library?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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