I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
