Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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