I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Randomize
