and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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