Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
a search helicopter?!
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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