One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Randomize
