I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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