So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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