Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
