Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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