Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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