Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I love you.
Bad choice
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
