I'll bet she douches with gravy.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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