If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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