well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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