i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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