But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
you will always have a special place in my vag
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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