I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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