I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
