wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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