i don't like sucking hair
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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