Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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