lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
All I want is dick and wine.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize