Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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