How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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