When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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