Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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