no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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