So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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