i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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