they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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