Are we in a gay sports bar?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Be still, my beating vagina.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Randomize
